Friday, October 8, 2010

I'M A SWEET HOOLIGAN!

WUF! WUF!
 FROM A SUNNY SOUTH AFRICA!
TOBY PUPPY here...

Hello there every furry buddys...

Maxmom says that I'm a sweet hooligan!?

Does anyones know what dat is?
"A sweet hooligan"???

Let me tell you's what I do and you decide...

I lie pawfectly still on da grass and show my angel face!
Dat's no "sweet hooligan", is it?
I pose for Maxmom,
... like  da "Maxdog" did...

Dat's no "sweet hooligan", is it?

I listen to da King, although he doesn't really look like a King, now does he?

Why is he the King?
Isn't he da "sweet hooligan" maybe,
 ...and not me?
I do my "Potty" outside...um, I try!
Sometimes I does have accidents, but I try!...
I really do!
See, I'm try also to "Stay" for Maxmom so dat she can use dat flashy beast!
I sleep in da King's bed sumtimes...and chew on it ... see my teeth marks?

...and I hang my tail over da bed...

(But I really thought Maxmom told me to sleep in dat bed!)

Look, I evens took my sheep with me to da King's bed.
...and I watch out for my "AUNT TAM"!
Look at me here (in da photo under neath)
...I'm playing under her legs...
I am an "under dog", BOL!...

Okay, nows you's must NOT tell Maxmom!!!?
... please promise NOT to tell da Maxmom!!!?,
 but I'm gonna show you a picki-chew of my
"AUNT TAM"

You alls know that my 'Aunt Tam' has a new make-over look.
Maxmom is very cross about 'Aunt Tam's' new look
and dusn't want NO PICKI-CHEWS of her onna blog..

(But I gotta picki-chew for you's all...I am da very cleva Toby puppy!)

Look, I knows that I'm not supposed to show you picki-chews of da 'Tam', but I also knows that you's wanna see dem....so I'll be a small, "Sweet hooligan" ...maybe?...


(Don't forget...Don't tell Maxmom!)


Maybe I shouldn't show you's...

uhmmmmm.....?

Okay, I wills....

See, "Aunt Tam" has Zebra furs, BOL!

...Dey are jus like "Miss R"s mushrooms inna barfroom...
(I'm not allowed to go inna barfroom either!)


Okay, since I am showing you's all the  "NO TOBY!" thingys and picki-chews, I might as well show others too...

I am gonna shows you what Maxmom's ....man - i -script looks like...

...but Maxmom says dis is NOT da real one...
..just da one she's playing with...
(If she's playing with it, den it must be a toy!...
...and I can chew it!...
and I can shows picki-chews of her toy to you's???


Okay, I beta be a good puppy now,
 because if I'm not, Maxmom says she'll write baddie thingys about me...
...so I'll be SWEET instead...




Do you's think I'm a hooligan?
 A "Sweet" hooligan?
Lotsalicks



Oh, I almost forgots...me 'outa office' for da weekend!
See ya alls on Monday...be good now!
Toby Puppy.

34 comments:

The Heartbeats said...

Toby- you warm my heart you sweet hooligan!

Minna Krebs said...

Toby, you are growing up so fast! I bet your mom can sit down with a cup of tea and watch you grow right before her eyes!
I think sweet hooligan describes you perfectly! BOL

And special thank you to your mom for stopping by my bloogie and sharing words of comfort when my Brudder Dude crossed to da Bridge.

Your furrend
MinnaK

Piappies World said...

Hey Toby!

You maybe a hooligan but let's choose to focus on your sweetness! Especially your last photo on this post. Weeeee King Toffee's photo seems so adorable!

Please don't tell Maxmom!!! We are quite excited to see the man-i-script become a book! Please convince her to share it with us.
And also... we are curious to see more of Aunt Tam's new look!

Do enjoy your weekend sweet hooligan Toby! See you when you get back!

Love,
Piappies Fudgie, Princess, Frappie, Mocha, Sugar, Wai-Pai & Wai-Max

♥I am Holly♥ said...

Toby, you are so very sweet just to look at, I can't say that you are a holligan!! I think you are a beautiful puppy who is trying to learn new things and you are having fun doing it too!!! Lots of love and kisses to you, Debbie and Holly

Sheila and Bob said...

Toby,
Your have the sweetest face, we sure wish we could give you a big HUG.
We think your Mom is just kidding about you being a hooligan, we know that you would never....(on purpose)...do anything wrong.

Sheila & Bob

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan and Bibi-Chan said...

Hey Toby! I thought i would be the best person to comment today as I am referred to as "Bibi The Terror" on a fairly regular basis even though I am the sweetest boy around.

I think you are doing wonderfully well and they are very lucky to have you. The true hooligan is whoever did THAT to your Aunt Tam.....

By the way, Tommy says you can come and romp with hi in the fields whenever you like.

Purrs,
Bibi-Chan

Ms. ~K said...

Toby,
You must be a mind reader, because we really wanted to see Tam's haircut...Poor Girl has stripes...it will grow back, eventually!
We're glad you're a sweet Hooligan, otherwise, your mom would get bored!
Happy Weekend,
Zack, Sassy and Buddy

The Thundering Herd said...

A sweet hooligan is a great thing to be. You can do something and get away with it - cause your sweet!

KT and Lady said...

Nothing wrong with being a free spirit. Keep on truckin' Toby, we are rooting for you.

So, what's with Tammy and her new look. We are very curious.

Mrs. JP said...

He is just the sweetest little guy. Does he remind you of Max as a pup?
You may have to protect your manuscript----you've heard the excuse "The dog ate my homework!"
He's so cute---who could be mad at him.
Poor Tammy. You could get her evened out. :O)

Bouncing Bertie said...

Hi Toby Puppy
Gail says you're sweet. You look just like a regular boy pup to me. As for the hooligan bit - well, let's just say it's a promising start, but you still have some way to go....
Looking forward to seeing you on the field trip on Monday!
Toodle pip!
Bertie.

Amy and The House of Cats said...

Hi Toby! We think you are a sweetie, and not so much a hooligan, but well, just a normal puppy boy! If you were older we would think hooligan maybe, but right now we think you are perfectly adorable, and totally normal!

Ginger Jasper said...

No never a hooligan.. Sweet yes very very sweet.. Love ya.. GJ x

Maggie Mae said...

Toby,
You is just plain sweets AND you makes my mom go squeeee, every times we comes to your bloggie!!

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Hooligan is a term of endearment!

I mean, how khould it be anything but?

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Morgan in Pittsburgh said...

mom took like a whole HOUR and read all about you last night. she says you are the "cutest thing ever"
your pals, Morgan & Maisie

Maggie and Mitch said...

If you're a hooligan then you're a very sweet hooligan, Toby!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Jacqueline said...

Oh, Toby, you are growing so fast, you adorable boy!...I think you are just the sweetest little boy I have ever seen; such a precious baby!...Hope you all have a fun weekend, sending everyone love and hugs (sorry about Aunt Tam's haircut, but it will grow back soon!).

Stella said...

Hello Toby:

Its my feeling that if a guy can't have some special fun when he is a little pup . . .well, when can he??
When you get older, people say, You know better than that,Toby! and scold you for misdeeds. But when you are little, just go for the fun!

Kisses,
Stella

Benny and Lily said...

you are the cutest hoolagan we ever saw
Benny & Lily

sprinkles said...

Ah yes, I totally get what your mom means by "sweet holigan!" My Shiver was too when he was a pup. And he still is on occasion.

You're so cute that it'd be hard to discipline you or get mad at you.

Tweedles -- that's me said...

Oh Toby Puppy,, your a sweet hooligan for sure. That is the best kind there is.
Look at all those photos,,, not a sign of a naughty one at all... just sweet,,, so adorable... so perfect.
love
tweedles

Becky said...

Very sweet hooligan. Have a nice weekend.

Scout 'n Freyja said...

You are the MOST precious and adorable and sweet and darling lil' hooligan I have ever, ever seen in my life. Toby, you are loved beyond measure - all the way to the moon and back.

As for Tammy's fur. Well, the good part is that it will grow back. Contrary to what most folks believe, cutting off a dog's fur in the summer isn't always the best thing to do. That fur gives them protection from the sun. Dogs CAN get sunburned an CAN get skin cancer. So, even though you may think your dog is miserable - it is bestter to be safe than sorry☺

Toby, tell your momma that your Aunti Mimi busy soaking in our Indian Summer with her face to the sun and the incredible blue skies. She knows that sooner, rather than later, the cold weather will return and so warmth will be gone until next year.

Angus said...

Can life be any cuter ?

Mango said...

SQUEEEEEE! How can you possibly be that adorable? It is too much.

Slobbers,
Mango

Kari said...

Oh Toby, you are so precious you bring tears to our eyes. When mum calls you a sweet hooligan she means you are a typical little puppy boy learning all about your world. Actually, we think you are an amazing puppy. That you know to ask to go outside is a wonder in itself. Don't worry, beans have accidents too. You are wonderful in every way and your mum just adores you. And the world does too.

Tessa the Maltese said...

Ah I think that your a cutie patootie hool a gin! BOL!!!

woo woos, Tessa

kissa-bull said...

do you know toby that you are the most precious puppy my mommish has efurs seen?? we wants to slobber you wiff all our pibble sugars and we hopes you feel our love for you from way yonder here in texas

pibble sugars
the pittie pack

the booker man said...

hihi toby!!
i think you are like 99.5% super sweet and maybe .5% hooligan. so don't worry cuz you've got it just right! :)
my mama is beside herself with all your cute pictures, but she is totally in love with your pictures in da king's bed!!
poor aunt tam! i'm sorry her furs got cut all crazy. i bet they will grow back way fast like, though!

*woof*
the booker man

Lorenza said...

Toby!
You are the most adorable hooligan I have ever seen!
Happy Sunday to all of you!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Clive said...

Toby

How could you be a hooligan - you are just too sweet!

take care
Clive and Murray

Four Dinners said...

Hooligan or not you are definitely very sweet!!!

Love

Four Dinners
Aide de camp
http://maximusspittimus.blogspot.com

Milo and Alfie Marshall said...

Yoo can do no wrong as far as we're concerned ~ so yoor sweet but NOT a hooligan! Smoochies.